Jennette McCurdy Twitter Rant Over Emma Stone Dating Andrew Garfield: Ariana Grande's 'Sam and Cat' Cast Costar Bashes 'Orange is the New Black,' FIFA World Cup and More

If Jennette McCurdy's birthday wish list were to come true we're pretty sure Emma Stone would be less than pleased with her number 8 demand.

The Nickelodeon star who shares a birthday with her "Sam & Cat" costar Ariana Grande, posted a Twitter message on Thursday, June 26th, titled "22 Things I Want For My 22nd Birthday."

According to E! News, the blonde beauty tweeted her more than 5.4 million followers about subjects that she is specifically interested including dating Andrew Garfield (Who's girlfriend Emma Stone made an appearance on her show "iCarly" in the past), understanding the FIFA World Cup and "Orange is the New Black."

The items featured in her "22 things I want for my 22nd birthday" list are as followed:

1) the word "yolo" to have never existed
2) no more buns on the top of girls' heads unless you're kate moss
3) grumpy cat to be followed up by another grumpy animal. we need more furry fury.
4) less kardashian
5) more Christmases (preferably one a month)
6) a law that no dogs can be carried in purses...
7) ... or wear clothing.
8) Andrew Garfield to be single
9) French fries to have zero calories
10) posts about Coachella to be banned
11) people to stop trying to make me watch Orange is the New Black
12) be twelve years old again
13) juicing to not be difficult
14) find a new show I like as much as Lost
15) own a dog but not have to clean up its poop
16) transform into Walt Disney except not be dead and frozen
17) promotional emails to be banned. ain't no one ever goin back to ann taylor loft.
18) time travel
19) Kim Jon Un to change his attitude or his haircut (preferably his haircut)
20) another Harry Potter book
21) this US soccer shit to make sense
22) people to stop singing 22 to me like i've never heard it. it's taylor swift. we've all heard it.

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